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A Fun Little Story.

Post by whitetrash on December 20th 2010, 5:41 pm

My hair is now heading down past my shoulders. I have this Denim Jacket that is 34 years old covered in patches,rips,tears and assorted holes. It is Moldy, dirty, foul and Disgusting but I love to wear it. I can't wash it because it will fall apart in the washer. My Wife, Daughter, and Grand-Daughter all want to get it and put it in the Trash. So far I have managed to hang on to it.

Sunday I had a Headband on and of course was wearing my Jacket and I stopped by Walgreens for a couple of things. When I walked in the door about 3 employees gave me the Evil Eye. I got my items and went to the Check-out. I asked the young Lady there if there was a problem because of the looks I got. Her face got red and she said " I'm sorry sir but we have had trouble with Homeless people and Bums coming in out of the weather." Laughing Laughing Laughing I was So Proud when I got home and told my Wife and Daughter. They did not think it was as Funny as I did. Shocked -------- Coffee

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Post by actionpack on December 20th 2010, 6:45 pm

whitetrash wrote: My hair is now heading down past my shoulders. I have this Denim Jacket that is 34 years old covered in patches,rips,tears and assorted holes. It is Moldy, dirty, foul and Disgusting but I love to wear it. I can't wash it because it will fall apart in the washer. My Wife, Daughter, and Grand-Daughter all want to get it and put it in the Trash. So far I have managed to hang on to it.

Sunday I had a Headband on and of course was wearing my Jacket and I stopped by Walgreens for a couple of things. When I walked in the door about 3 employees gave me the Evil Eye. I got my items and went to the Check-out. I asked the young Lady there if there was a problem because of the looks I got. Her face got red and she said " I'm sorry sir but we have had trouble with Homeless people and Bums coming in out of the weather." Laughing Laughing Laughing I was So Proud when I got home and told my Wife and Daughter. They did not think it was as Funny as I did. Shocked -------- Coffee
way to go trashman , stick to your guns , i had these old pair of bibs , had patches on top of bpatches the injun sewed on them so i could keep them for working in the woods , i finally today threw them out , only because the new wholes just would'nt hold a patch , i'm down to 1 more pair with patches befor i have to wear my new bibs , i get some alful looks from the city slickers , ARK

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Post by jedishon on December 20th 2010, 7:42 pm

So was the jacket open and the gun tucked in your pants, like your picture? I might be able to understand their concern............Just saying

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Post by NeonLeon on December 20th 2010, 7:59 pm

Fook'em if they can't take a joke! Twisted Evil

You are me hero Trash ... Wink

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Post by marang on December 20th 2010, 8:57 pm

Laughing You just thought it was about the jacket. You forgot the jeans you were wearing are the same as your jacket and your tallywacker was hanging out.

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Post by Guest on December 21st 2010, 8:22 am

marang wrote: Laughing You just thought it was about the jacket. You forgot the jeans you were wearing are the same as your jacket and your tallywacker was hanging out.
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Post by whitetrash on December 21st 2010, 8:46 am

marang wrote: Laughing You just thought it was about the jacket. You forgot the jeans you were wearing are the same as your jacket and your tallywacker was hanging out.



D, if my tallywacker is hanging out people do not give me the Evil Eye. They fall down on the ground Laughing. Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing -------- Coffee

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Re: A Fun Little Story.

Post by tcarp66 on December 21st 2010, 10:32 am

should have farted on her Trash........... Laughing gnd

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Post by NeonLeon on December 21st 2010, 11:11 am

I have a levi jacket ... signed by all the members of the Confederate Railroad .... I'm too fat to get it on since I quit smoking Embarassed

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Post by actionpack on December 21st 2010, 3:59 pm

NeonLeon wrote:I have a levi jacket ... signed by all the members of the Confederate Railroad .... I'm too fat to get it on since I quit smoking Embarassed
dam lenny , i new u was a old fart , but the confederate rail road was running the tracks a long time ago , scratch

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