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A Fun Little Story.
My hair is now heading down past my shoulders. I have this Denim Jacket that is 34 years old covered in patches,rips,tears and assorted holes. It is Moldy, dirty, foul and Disgusting but I love to wear it. I can't wash it because it will fall apart in the washer. My Wife, Daughter, and Grand-Daughter all want to get it and put it in the Trash. So far I have managed to hang on to it.
Sunday I had a Headband on and of course was wearing my Jacket and I stopped by Walgreens for a couple of things. When I walked in the door about 3 employees gave me the Evil Eye. I got my items and went to the Check-out. I asked the young Lady there if there was a problem because of the looks I got. Her face got red and she said " I'm sorry sir but we have had trouble with Homeless people and Bums coming in out of the weather."
I was So Proud when I got home and told my Wife and Daughter. They did not think it was as Funny as I did.
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Sunday I had a Headband on and of course was wearing my Jacket and I stopped by Walgreens for a couple of things. When I walked in the door about 3 employees gave me the Evil Eye. I got my items and went to the Check-out. I asked the young Lady there if there was a problem because of the looks I got. Her face got red and she said " I'm sorry sir but we have had trouble with Homeless people and Bums coming in out of the weather."
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Re: A Fun Little Story.
way to go trashman , stick to your guns , i had these old pair of bibs , had patches on top of bpatches the injun sewed on them so i could keep them for working in the woods , i finally today threw them out , only because the new wholes just would'nt hold a patch , i'm down to 1 more pair with patches befor i have to wear my new bibs , i get some alful looks from the city slickers ,whitetrash wrote: My hair is now heading down past my shoulders. I have this Denim Jacket that is 34 years old covered in patches,rips,tears and assorted holes. It is Moldy, dirty, foul and Disgusting but I love to wear it. I can't wash it because it will fall apart in the washer. My Wife, Daughter, and Grand-Daughter all want to get it and put it in the Trash. So far I have managed to hang on to it.
Sunday I had a Headband on and of course was wearing my Jacket and I stopped by Walgreens for a couple of things. When I walked in the door about 3 employees gave me the Evil Eye. I got my items and went to the Check-out. I asked the young Lady there if there was a problem because of the looks I got. Her face got red and she said " I'm sorry sir but we have had trouble with Homeless people and Bums coming in out of the weather."![]()
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I was So Proud when I got home and told my Wife and Daughter. They did not think it was as Funny as I did.
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Re: A Fun Little Story.
So was the jacket open and the gun tucked in your pants, like your picture? I might be able to understand their concern............Just saying

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Re: A Fun Little Story.
Fook'em if they can't take a joke!
You are me hero Trash ...
You are me hero Trash ...
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Re: A Fun Little Story.
marang wrote:You just thought it was about the jacket. You forgot the jeans you were wearing are the same as your jacket and your tallywacker was hanging out.

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marang wrote:You just thought it was about the jacket. You forgot the jeans you were wearing are the same as your jacket and your tallywacker was hanging out.
D, if my tallywacker is hanging out people do not give me the Evil Eye. They fall down on the ground Laughing.
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whitetrash- Coffee Member

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should have farted on her Trash...........
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Re: A Fun Little Story.
I have a levi jacket ... signed by all the members of the Confederate Railroad .... I'm too fat to get it on since I quit smoking
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dam lenny , i new u was a old fart , but the confederate rail road was running the tracks a long time ago ,NeonLeon wrote:I have a levi jacket ... signed by all the members of the Confederate Railroad .... I'm too fat to get it on since I quit smoking![]()
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