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Post by trip on September 19th 2017, 3:40 pm

I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.

This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said,
"You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you.
" Cost me 6 stitches...but,

When you’re over seventy...............who cares?

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Post by actionpack on September 20th 2017, 3:04 pm

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